Thanks to Rhode Island radio show host, Tom Birdsey, this is a very real manmade holiday ladies. While it is not recognized by the government, it is recognized by Hallmark, so ladies you may want to pay attention. Steak and Blowjob Day is the man’s Valentine’s Day. It was the men’s way of taking a portion of the fun of the female themed holiday for themselves. The followers of this now trending holiday are growing in numbers, leaving women to wonder what happened to the candy and roses.
While women want candy, flowers, jewelry and attention men want, well, steak and blowjobs. Don’t worry though ladies, Steak and Blowjob is a month after Valentine’s Day. It comes on March 14 every year, just one month after you get gifted and spoiled. So if he is good to you, and he doesn’t forget Valentine’s Day then it is only expected you show the same appreciation. If he didn’t make Valentine’s Day a hit for you, then you are off the hook.
Make it a point not to look at it as something that you need off the hook from though. If it is forced then it would not be a sincere pleasure, and this is meant to be all about his pleasure. Why not give him a day of his own, and look after the guy that takes such good care of you throughout the year?
Make it fun!
If your guy brings it up make it fun! Do not even let on like you think he is serious but start planning what you want to do. Get some naughty lingerie and a fun adult game or Kama Sutra book to play with. Take him to an awesome steakhouse, or grill if you are handy like that. If you are in a private enough spot and feeling frisky you may even give him a little hand play under the table before dessert. Let him know he is your Steak and Blowjob Babe, and what is waiting on him at home is going to be better than the porterhouse he just devoured.
Make it all about him
This is his valentine’s day so surround him by the things he loves whether that is fishing, camping, gorgeous girls or whatever. Take your man to the strip club, take him to the beach or take him to the lake. It is all about him and letting him have a guy day with his best gal without judgment. Look at it like a bachelor party of sorts.
To allow your man to truly enjoy steak and blowjob day you have to have an open mind and the willingness to really let him cut loose. Pleasing him is the main objective, and for some guys a steak and a blowjob will do the job perfectly.
Whether you are planning an elaborate night, something cozy at home or to skip it all together just keep in mind, when February 14th rolls around, he will likely remember his S&BJ holiday when the time to gift again comes. While diamonds are a girl’s best friend, it will do you justice to remember that his best friend is not quite so extravagant and way more personal. After all, we do get what we give, right?
If he took you to an anti-Valentine’s Day arty then you can take him to an anti-blowjob party that serves tofu and spritzers. However, if he rocked your world on February 14th you have to rock his come March 14th. Unfortunately the holiday is now recognized by men everywhere, so scooting through as if we know nothing of it is becoming far less possible every year.